Basic Dog Psychology

You see,
It's basic dog psychology,
If you scare them and get them
Peeing down their leg,

They submit.

Yet if you project weakness,
You draw aggression--
That's how
People get hurt.

You see,
Fear causes hesitation
And hesitation will cause
Your worst fears to come true,

So its simple
You project strength
To avoid conflict.

Peace, through superior firepower.

The Little Hand (A Haiku)

the little
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