Just One Wave

Look at it!

It's a once in a lifetime opportunity man! 

Let me go out there 

and let me get one wave,

just 

one 

wave

before you take me in.
I mean, come on man, 

where am I gonna go? 

Cliffs 

on 

both 

sides! 

I'm not gonna paddle

my way to New Zealand! 

Come on, compadre. COME ON!!!

Meat Waffles (A Haiku)

Six Seconds.
We're going to be
Meat Waffles.

Get Me Two

Right around that corner
There is a sandwich shop.

They sell meatball sandwiches.
Best I’ve ever tasted—would

You go get me two? C’mon
Partner…two. Thank you.

UTAH—Get me two!!!

The Bodhisattva (A Haiku)

The Bodhisattva
Says, "it's not tragic to die
Doing what you love."

Stolen Switch Car

Pappas:

Reagan usually does the driving.
Stolen Switch Car.
They leave it running…
On the curb.
It looked
Parked
From the distance.

When they run
They dump the vehicle
And they vanish…

Like a virgin on prom night.

I mean they vanish.
Swishhh...