Basic Dog Psychology

You see,
It's basic dog psychology,
If you scare them and get them
Peeing down their leg,

They submit.

Yet if you project weakness,
You draw aggression--
That's how
People get hurt.

You see,
Fear causes hesitation
And hesitation will cause
Your worst fears to come true,

So its simple
You project strength
To avoid conflict.

Peace, through superior firepower.

The Little Hand (A Haiku)

the little
hand says it's time to
rock-n-roll

Ass End

I’m
So
Hungry
I
Could
Eat
The
Ass
End
Out
Of
A
Dead
Rhino.

Just One Wave

Look at it!

It's a once in a lifetime opportunity man! 

Let me go out there 

and let me get one wave,

just 

one 

wave

before you take me in.
I mean, come on man, 

where am I gonna go? 

Cliffs 

on 

both 

sides! 

I'm not gonna paddle

my way to New Zealand! 

Come on, compadre. COME ON!!!

Meat Waffles (A Haiku)

Six Seconds.
We're going to be
Meat Waffles.

Get Me Two

Right around that corner
There is a sandwich shop.

They sell meatball sandwiches.
Best I’ve ever tasted—would

You go get me two? C’mon
Partner…two. Thank you.

UTAH—Get me two!!!

The Bodhisattva (A Haiku)

The Bodhisattva
Says, "it's not tragic to die
Doing what you love."